In a recent interview, Jersey Shore party girl Snooki said she, "doesn't care what I put in my body as long as I'm having a good time." After hearing this statement, Snooki has been challenged to a "party contest" by Cyndi Lauper's vagina.
Donald Trump said he is running for President in 2012. He is currently in the process of narrowing down the list of possible running mates from 50 beautiful, well-qualified women... and 1 Puerto Rican.
Auburn won the NCAA Football championship this week. Quarterback Cam Newton said he will turn pro if he can get out of his contract with Auburn.
The homeless man with the golden voice, Ted Williams, was arrested in L.A. this week after an altercation with his daughter. A sweet, soothing, drive-time altercation.
Shakira and her boyfriend of 11 years recently split. When reached for comment, her former beau said, "The final straw was when her hips lied to me. She told me her hips don't lie. And I wasn't about to believe anything that vagina said. I never trusted that thing."
Researchers say they are less than a decade away from a universal flu vaccine. It's already being proven effective in mice. The vaccine will prevent all strains of the flu, except the currently evolving "Mouse Flu." There will be no treatment for that.
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