Wednesday Morning Monologue - January 19, 2011

Alright, let's get to it.

In the UK, a man was convicted this week of illegally riding a Segway personal scooter on a paved walkway. The driver of the Segway, classified as a motor vehicle under British law, said "I had no idea that we were so lame as a people that we are afraid of Segway scooters on our sidewalks. Seriously, someone needs to give our entire nation an atomic wedgie, because we have become the planet's new nerds."