Showing posts with label autism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label autism. Show all posts

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Thursday Morning Monologue - January 13, 2011

Alright, let's get to it.

In an interview this week, the Jersey Shore "star" known as "Snooki" said she is tired of her nickname. In a related story, America is tired of her. Oh, and she wrote a novel. So, expect to see thousands of unread copies of the book littering east coast beaches this summer.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Fridays with Spencer

Former vice president Dick Cheney recently received a new heart pump. His doctors say the new heart pump is just the first step in replacing his old heart, which was clogged with compassion and empathy.

She may be 90 years old, but Helen Thomas, the former United Press International reporter who resigned last year after saying Jews should "get the hell out of Palestine," has a new job. Thomas will be writing a weekly column for the News-Press of Falls Church, Virginia, where she will undoubtedly tell children to get off her lawn and Jews to get out of Palestine.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Thursday Morning Monologue - January 6, 2011




Alright, let's get to it.

The Catholic Church is teaming up with Discovery Channel to produce a reality show based upon exorcisms, because who needs respect and dignity when you can be on television? A preliminary treatment indicates that viewers can vote for their favorite demons from week to week and, of course, Ryan Seacrest will host.