Howdy friends! Thank you for spending a few minutes of your Friday with me. It really means a lot to me. Especially after all we've been through. Hey, did you hear about this?
In Boston, a computer virus sent out the social security numbers of a database of people on unemployment. Making it easy for identity thieves to be turned down for credit.
An article in Live Science discusses a possible cure for cancer that isn't being funded by big pharma because it would, "cut into profits." Perhaps someone should tell Pfizer that selling a cheap cure for cancer would be better PR than spending millions advertising their "boner" pills.
In Ohio, a city council member was arrested for fighting in a McDonald's. He apparently didn't agree with a motion by Mayor McCheese.
Evansville, Indiana has been named the "Obesity Capital" of America. Congratulations Evansville, you worked hard and put in the time to be sedentary and bring your collective metabolism to a screeching halt.
A teacher in Checotah Oklahoma has been accused of having sex with a student. Leading all the male students in the school to wish Carrie Underwood had gone into teaching.
United Airlines apologized for reusing the flight numbers of the 9/11 attacks. Two things: 1) Who pays that much attention to their flight number and flight numbers of yore, and 2) Why didn't you pay the royalty fee to Rudy Guliani?
NASA reported that a 7-ton magnet was successfully installed on the international space station. This has been the biggest job ACME has had since Loony Tunes went off the air.
Finally, Al Qaeda has a new number one, Saif al-Adel, apparently Donald Trump couldn't get out of his contract with NBC.
Thank you for stopping by. Have a great weekend!
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