Hey everybody! Anybody self-deported yet? I'm still not sure what that means. Anyway, here's some jokes.
The Disney theme parks are now allowing their park workers to have beards. I was under the impression that people working at the Disney parks had pretty well given up on the idea of having beards at all.
The Chicago Sun-Times announced it will no longer endorse political candidates. In response, readers will no longer pretend to care.
Representative Gabrielle Giffords resigned from Congress yesterday to focus on her rehabilitation. This could be a rough move for her, now that she won't have the Congressional health plan anymore.
British news agency ITV has come under fire for a program they produced on the IRA that actually contains footage recorded from a videogame. This comes on the heels of a similar embarrassing situation regarding a documentary on invaders from space.
In India, a government minister swore off shoes with laces after an embarrassing photo surfaced of his assistant tying his shoelaces for him in public. In a related story, he's also switching to bidets from now on.
Leaders of the Sikh community condemned Jay Leno this weekend. Good.
In Chicago, a group of teens boarded a bus and robbed the driver after first disabling the bus. Apparently they didn't want to wait another ten minutes for the bus to break down on its own.
And finally, filmmaker David Lynch said in an interview last week that he is now "obsessed" with coffee. So that's how you make it through Inland Empire.
Okay, that's the end! I've gotta go self deport now. Till tomorrow!
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