Happy Friday! Boy, it has been a week. My friend "Stinky" Pete invited me to the local football game this weekend, but I couldn't go. I assume he will take "Mild Lupus" Rick in my place. Man, they aren't going to have any fun at all! Anywho, to the jokes!
Steve Jobs passed away, so in his honor, the Genius Bar was at half staff.
In a CNN article, the headline was, "Steve Jobs put a Dent in the Universe." And also a dent in JCrew's black turtleneck section.
GOP Presidential candidate, Herman Cain said about the Occupy Wall Street protests: "Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself." Words that ring true with Republicans that aren't going to vote for him because he's black.
Good news! ESPN the Magazine's "Body Issue" is out. With famous athletes posing nude! So now you can play, "Should I feel guilty about this erection?" You know, because the chicks look like dudes...
Well, The Simpsons is asking it's producers and voice-actors to take a pay cut of up to 40%, claiming the show is not sustainable. In other news Bank of America is now running The Simpsons.
Speaking of BoA, Bank of America's CEO defended his bank's new $5 fee on debit cards on Wednesday, saying that customers and shareholders understand the bank has a "right to make a profit." Sure you do, but you make a profit on the money people give you, the credit cards, the mortgages, the dividends, the investments, you don't need to TAKE money from people when they have been giving it to you.
Dr. Conrad Murray's lawyer suggested Thursday that a coroner's investigator made "substantial mistakes" during the Michael Jackson probe. Heck, Michael Jackson's probe is so easy, a child could use it.
I'm going to end on that. Have a great weekend! Seth is back Monday.
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