Goooood day, friends! It's Friday, so that's good news. Did Seth tell you about the Blackberry outage? He did? Sorry, I was busy having to pay attention to my surroundings. I recently did a commercial for an Oklahoma strip club. If you're good, I'll post it for you, until then... JOKES:
A man who placed third in the U.K. Kielder Marathon has confessed to taking a bus to the finish line from the 20-mile mark, the Telegraph reports. Proving that people will do anything to get one of those 26.2 stickers.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said, "I wouldn't be the best No. 2." Which is clearly a shot at Herman Cain, since he looks the most like a turd.
Sports Illustrated conducted an NFL wide poll to find out who the players thought was the meanest player. The winner was James Harrison, who is actually very nice when you give him an ice-cold Coca-Cola.
The Sony Playstation Network has been hacked again. But this time the hackers only accessed information from one-half of one percent of PSN users. Hey hackers, why don't you focus on getting us sex tapes?
OK, you guys were super good. So, here is your reward:
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