Friday, October 21, 2011

Fridays with Spencer: Speed Horse!

Hello friends. How bout this weather? How is your sports team doing? Oh, very nice. Have you lost weight? You look good. I would kill for your figure. Literally. I would murders someone to have your look. Do you know who I need to kill? Just give me a name, I'll let Google take it from there. Seriously, someone is about to give their life, just so I can stop eating Activia for breakfast.

Muhaboroda Gahdafi/Gadaffi was yesterday. And yet the world is still less safe then when we had W and the GOP on the watch. Damn you Obama, you just can't win.

Presidential contender Herman Cain, said he "grew up 'po'. He was so poor he couldn't even afford the "O" and "R" to create a word.

Rapper MC Hammer is starting his own search engine. It's to be called, "WireDoo" and unlike Google, it won't have any results about how terrible his music was.

Goldman Sachs has set aside $10 billion for staff pay so far this year, or roughly $292,000 per employee. In protest the Occupy Wall Street people took turns pooping and showering in the restrooms of small business.

Ford now has a feature where the car will read your texts to you. David Hasselhoff has been seen texting himself as he solves crimes.

"Rush Hour" star Chris Tucker's $6 million Florida mansion is in foreclosure, with more than $4.4 million owed to the bank, reports the Orlando Sentinel. You can take the house, but NEVER touch a black mans stereo.

OK, that last one was lame. Sorry. Thanks for reading and have a great weekend! Kisses.

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