Oh, you guys only thought you were done learning. You ain't! I'm going to follow Seth's lead and tell you eight things you didn't know about the death of al-Qaeda operative Anwar al-Awlaki.
1. He spoke fluent and eloquent English after watching hours of the show, Veggie Tales.
2. He was a resident of America for many years before setting up shop in Yemen. He heard it was a nice place after watching an episode of Friends.
3. He wrote and received emails from U.S. Army Maj. Nidal Hasan, who is being tried for the murder of 13 people at Fort Hood in Texas. The emails were mostly cat videos and an occasional forward with pictures of tits.
4. He was very active on Facebook, but hated the new timeline.
5. He once farted in a crowded elevator and blamed it on an old lady.
6. His bucket list items without check marks: Own a puppy, get coffee enema with Janet Jackson, watch Bucket List, and try some of the new dipping sauces for the McNuggets.
7. He only had one iTunes playlist and it was filled with Enya and Veggie Tales songs. The playlist was titled, "Death to America".
8. He once tried and failed to eat a 72-ounce steak in an hour and had to pay for it. He cites this as the reason he hated capitalism.
Seth returns Monday! Love you guys.
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