Hey friends, Seth is taking the day off. Something about spending the day looking for "just the right boxer shorts." So I will be your guide for this monologue. Let's get started, shall we?
In a recent article Filmschoolreject.com, it suggests that producers steal scripts all the time. Really, Hollywood? If you're going to steal scripts, will you at least find something good?
In a recent interview, music legend Sting said, "I don't feel 60." But that is because Tantric sex has caused most of his extremities to go numb.
In a CNN poll 94% of Americans feel that members of Congress should get a pay cut as part of the effort to solve the debt crisis. The 6% were congressional pages ordered to keep voting in the poll.
Federal health authorities are confirming that four people have died in an outbreak of listeria traced to Colorado cantaloupes. Kids, when you can't elope, you die. (that was a terrible joke, I apologize for even writing that stupid pun)
Here is a headline I read on CNN.com: U.N. likely to confront poorer nations on obesity, diabetes. Or in other words, the U.N. wants to have a talk with America.
Here is another headline from CNN.com: Internet fee irritates hotel guests. These hotels just have to find someway to make these guest pay for porn.
Well kids, Seth will be back tomorrow. I hope you have a great Tuesday.
If the latest spate of blockbusters is any indication that shit is like a crime spree in a dollar store.
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