Friday, August 26, 2011

Fridays with Spencer: Seth's Deodorant is Still Going Strong!

Hey friends, it's Friday. So that's good.

Warren Buffett invested $5 Billion in Bank of America. I'm not sure if BoA got the note that $8,000 of that was to pay off my balance.

Speaking of bad investments, married couples in the Bible Belt are more likely to get divorce than anyone else in the country. Take that ya God-less liberals in the Northeast!

The founders of Twitter or in the works on a new project called, Lift. They say it's going to unlock human potential... sounds like Scientology just got some new members!

Speaking of Scientology, it was rumored that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are splitting up. I'm guessing the church will get custody of the children.

The British Parliament met recently to discuss the banning of social media during crises, such as the riots. They also kicked around the idea of changing their name to, "Suck Town."

Meteorologist's paint an area around the expected track of a hurricane to reflect the average error of the forecast. This area is called, "The Cone of Uncertainty". Apparently my therapist is also a weatherman. Which I guess explains why we had our sessions in front of a Green Screen.

U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina has been hospitalized with an "extended fever," his spokesman said Thursday. No word yet on if it's jungle fever.

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