Wanna know what? I was super worried no one was reading my jokes, so I made a post two weeks ago dedicated to regular reader, "Kizz". And then for two weeks, no on commented on it. I was heartbroken. But she read it! I feel like my life isn't a waste after all. To the joke-mobile!
Christine O'Donnell, the former Delaware GOP Senate candidate, was considered for a job on morning talk show, The View. But the producers realized they'd already had an O'Donnell. They have a right-wing nut. And they also have a former witch.
President Michele Bachmann has a promise: $2 gas: "Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again," Bachmann told a crowd Tuesday in South Carolina. She also promised a longer lunch break and that Root Beer will be sold in the cafeteria.
Texas Governor Rick Perry has been demanding that the Federal Reserve "open their books up." When told the Federal Reserve publishes its balance sheet every Thursday, he demanded that America secede from the union.
The University of Miami says it's cooperating with an investigation into claims by an imprisoned former booster that he spent millions on improper gifts, entertainment and travel for Hurricanes athletes. The university said, "It's sad that these athletes that put their bodies on the line every week are getting anything besides a free education, an education completed by the tutors we assign to them."
According to former child star Corey Feldman, child molestation is rampant in the entertainment industry, as he told Nightline in an interview."The No. 1 problem in Hollywood was and is and always will be pedophilia," he said Wednesday. According to Feldman, the “casting couch” exists for children, too. Wow, that's disgusting Feldman. I thought heroin was the biggest problem, I mean, how do those kids stay so thin?
Have a great weekend and thanks for reading.
I'd always heard that comedy was high pressure. I didn't know they meant for the audience!
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