Well well well. You're back again. Those are very lovely shoes you're wearing. What's that, why yes I did get a haircut. Very kind of you to notice.
The global war on drugs has "failed" according to a new report by a group of politicians and former world leaders. But really, what did you expect? It's never a good idea to be on drugs during war.
According to a "study" released by North Korea, N. Korean citizens are the happiest in the world. The study also places America in dead last. I guess capitalism IS evil.
Two F-16's were scrambled to escort a United Airlines flight after a fight broke out on board. What caused the fight? Two men arguing about the reclining seats. That, and they were arguing about Hanes new lie-flat undershirts.
A cold snap in Greenland in the 12th century may help explain why Viking settlers vanished from the island, scientists said on Monday. Confused, Brett Favre pledged $1 million to help.
Police in Arizona are accused of beating a man in a wheelchair for "trying to run away". Apparently these cops don't know the difference between a club and The Club.
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