So, I've been listening to The Ting Tings, "Great DJ", on repeat for the past few days. Don't be surprised if most of these jokes are about cute British girls that make weird noises with their mouths. Was that awkward?
Here is some needless news in the category of overplayed crap: Rep. Weiner resigned Thursday and held a press conference. He should have written, "I Quit" on his don't and posted it on Twitter.
Vivek Kundra, the first federal Chief Information Officer appointed by the White House to lead the nation’s technology initiatives, will step down at the end of the summer to pursue a fellowship at Harvard University. Wait... we had a federal CIO?
Headline (with pictures): A naked female scientist tries to tame belugas in the freezing Arctic. When I clicked the article is showed a naked woman swimming with whales. At least, I think it was a woman. Remember that water is COLD!
A plastic surgeon in LA has cornered the "cankle" removal market. Listen ladies, if your tits are big enough, no one is going to notice your ankles.
Big Splash in Tulsa, Oklahoma was rented by Life Church, a large Tulsa congregation. Life Church charged $7 for admission and then used the wave pool to baptize people. They went in the pool, burdened with sin, but came up born again... and with traces of urine.
In other Oklahoma news, an El Reno man with multiple personality disorder - and fake breasts, went missing this week. His name is Raymond Ligas, but also answers to "Becky".
More high school seniors report recreational use of tranquilizers or prescription narcotics, like OxyContin and Vicodin, than heroin and cocaine combined, the NYTimes discovered in Rush Limbaugh's home.
That's it for me. Keep coming back! Follow me on Twitter: Spencerlenox.
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