Friday, March 18, 2011

Fridays with Spencer: iMac on Your Women

Hillary Clinton has confirmed her desire to leave the Obama administration in an interview on Wednesday with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer. In an excerpt of the interview, Clinton says, “I have no intention or any idea even of running again. I'm going to do the best I can at this job for the next two years." Clinton is going to concentrate on her advocacy work. “I believe that the rights of women and girls is the unfinished business of the 21st century,” she said as she finished folding the laundry.

NBC correspondent Lester Holt revealed on Wednesday’s Today show that minor traces of radiation had been found on him and members of his crew while they were covering the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Lester and his crew are going to spend the next few days creating a montage of themselves as they harness the super-powers that they believe are lurking deep inside.

A red Tibetan mastiff puppy named Big Splash has sold in China for $1.5 million, which makes him the world’s most expensive dog. He was purchased by a coal baron in China, where Tibetan mastiffs have become a status symbol, and also a delicious main course.

The Pentagon has secretly begun sending spy drones into Mexico to monitor the drug trade. The operation began last month with the hopes of gathering evidence that can then be handed over to Mexican authorities, which will then be thrown away by the authorities on the drug cartel's payroll.

Aren’t those Lean Cuisines dinners supposed to be a healthy alternative? Nestle Prepared Food Co. announced Tuesday a voluntary recall of frozen spaghetti and meatball dinner after reports of red plastic being found in the meatballs. A spokesperson for Nestle said, "Our scientists wanted to see if we could make a turd float, I told him 'mix some milk, ice cream and turds' get it? Man, we laughed about that for hours. But seriously, don't eat our food."

An organ recipient in New York City has contracted HIV after a Kidney transplant - the recipient said, "I'll never buy another body part from Quibids.com again."

An Atlanta Braves minor league manager has lost an eye after he was hit in the face by a line drive at a spring-training game. Luis Salazar was standing at the top of the dugout when the ball hit him. While he has lost binocular vision, he has gained a sweet new nickname: "Winky".

A prominent GOP fundraiser was charged Wednesday with defrauding 5,000 investors of more than $200 million through a Ponzi scheme. Timothy Durham took $54 million for himself, using it to build a 45-car garage at his Indianapolis house and to keep a four-bedroom yacht in Miami. Durham gave more than $800,000 to the GOP and candidates in Indiana, including $200,000 to Indiana Governor and 2012 presidential hopeful Mitch Daniels. When asked, Durham said, "What better way to honor my Lord and Savior, than by building a figurative pyramid. Except my pyramid was build on greed and lies. Sorry Jesus."

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