President Obama officially notified Congress about the military action in Libya Monday night. Republicans in Congress are growing increasingly critical of Obama’s decision to use force in Libya. The President's secretary then stepped into the room and said, "Mr. President, you have a call on line one. Something about a pot and kettle?"
Speaking of war: One of 12 U.S. soldiers charged in relation to the murder of three Afghan citizens will plead guilty, says The Wall Street Journal. On Monday, the German magazine Der Spiegel published photographs of the soldiers posing with the corpses of their alleged victims. Which is easily the least disturbing picture ever published by the Germans.
Sources close to Glenn Beck say he is considering starting his own channel when his contract with Fox News expires at the end of the year. Looks like the prophesy of Beck becoming the Mormon Pat Robertson are true! Praise Allah! Oh... also Glenn, "going rogue" has been taken.
The final cost of Japan’s earthquake and tsunami are not quite certain — it figures to be between $200 and $300 billion, either way, the disaster will be the costliest ever. That distinction had previously gone to Hurricane Katrina, which caused $125 billion worth of damage to the New Orleans area. The difference: Wii's and flat-screen TV's.
I thought Republican's were against handouts? Conservative guerrilla James O’Keefe — the man behind the video stings that recently brought down several NPR executives — is asking supporters to donate $50,000 to help him pay off credit card debt incurred by his sting operations. It is rumored that O'Keefe will hold an all-day Telethon to keep "viewers like you" coming back.
Suspected underwear bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab considered bombing Houston and Chicago, but the tickets were too expensive, so he went with Detroit. Even terrorists love Southwest!
French warplanes shot down a Libyan plane on Thursday. To which President Obama said, "Those assholes have planes?"
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