Hey gang! I just picked up the hot new joint from Limp Bizkit. It's a rockin' good time. What's that? You thought all the members of Limp Bizkit were dead? Well, I did too. I think this is one of those Tupac things, ya know, where they just keep releasing tracks after the fact that no one give a shit.
The hit TV show Cash Cab is responsible for the death of a 61 year old Canadian man when a tech truck for the show hit the pedestrian. Silly Canadians, that's not how you catch a cab.
A man in Utah hurt his toes when he kicked a mountain lion in the face when it approached him in his driveway. He was wearing a pair of Crocs. The shoes, while comfortable, are not aesthetic or good for kicking wild animals in the face.
A British postman stashed more than 31,000 undelivered parcels and letters at his home - because he was too drunk to complete his rounds. Guess they're gonna have to add a line in the British postman's creed.
A woman in California was the topic of a scientific news article for a functional third nipple - on the bottom of her left foot. I think she needs to make some appearances on talk shows, ya know? Milk it for all it's worth.
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