Hope you are having a great week. It's Friday, so that helps. I don't have anything to discuss regarding small talk, so here are some jokes:
Former First Lady Betty Ford passed away this week. Did you know that she had a mastectomy in her 40's? It's true, and when she got really smashed she'd tell ya which tit was fake.
Betty Ford is amazing, do you realize how much a person has to drink for doctors to name a clinic after you?
In election news, Mike Huckabee is no longer a Christian. He stopped believing when someone explained to him that God had a child out of wedlock.
The question on everyone's mind is: When is Sarah Palin going to announce her candidacy? Well, I'm here to tell you that she isn't running for president. If she was, she would have stopped cashing the checks she gets from the lamestream media.
Did you know presidential candidate,Herman Cain, is suggesting a Great Wall, alligator-filled moat, Mexico border solution? Someone's been watching too much 'Game of Thrones'!
The final Harry Potter movie is out! Finally, I can stop ignoring it.
That's it for me. Have a great weekend!
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