At the Republican National Convention, John Sununu said that gay marriage is "too complicated" to discuss at the convention, leading me to believe John Sununu has no idea how sex works.
Fact checkers analyzed Paul Ryan's convention speech, finding it to be rife with lies and misleading information. So, he's ready for national politics.
Rep. Ryan also promised to create 12 million new jobs in the next four years, leading to to much rejoicing in Mumbai.
In his acceptance speech at the RNC last night, Mitt Romney promised he will increase the return on investment for his donors.
Hurricane Isaac is slowing as it leaves Louisiana, probably because of all the booze and fried food.
A federal appeals court struck down the new Texas voter ID law, much to the anger of Texas lawmakers who accused the the court of subverting the democratic process. And that's the job of the Texas legislature.
Volvo is cutting their production of new cars by ten percent. In a related story, Kohl's is reducing their production of boring beige sweater vests.
And finally, a recent medical study found that monkeys who live on a reduced calorie diet don't live any longer than other monkeys. It just feels that way.
Speaking of feeling that way, I feel like this blog is over. Hope you tolerated it!