Actress Shirley MacLaine says that today Hollywood "ignores older viewers" and their tastes. Also, the movies aren't loud enough.
Police in California suspect that Lindsay Lohan may have lied about a car accident in June. Their first clue was when her statement began with "I am not Lindsay Lohan."
In Moscow, Russian anti-Putin activist Taisiya Osipova was sentenced to eight years in prison for drug charges. Outside observers suspect the drugs were planted in a move planned to keep Osipova from being murdered by Putin for at least the next eight years.
A good Samaritan returned Edward Furlong's wallet after the actor was mugged in Los Angeles. No word yet on whether or not his career will ever turn up.
Danny Wright of Carlsbad, California, convicted of stealing 3,500 Pillow Pets from a warehouse, narrowly avoided a jail term, wherein he would certainly have learned a new-found empathy for Pillow Pets.
Today, Minneapolis hosts the first ever "Internet Cat Video Film Festival" in someone's basement.
Yesterday, President Obama went on Reddit to endorse an amendment to the Constitution aimed at overturning the "Citizens United" decision. He was immediately flamed for being a troll.
Also, he put the quote on a fundraising flyer. So...
And finally, in Berlin, Samsung unveiled a new line of tablets and smartphones immediately after leaving the Apple Store.
That's the end!
That Furlong joke is fucking elegant.
ReplyDeleteHeh. That's the one my wife singled out as "not my best." Thanks, Kizz.
ReplyDeleteDid she read it or hear it? I read it but could hear delivery in my head that was so beautifully dry...
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