Wednesday Morning Monologue - November 28, 2012

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice met with Senate Republicans today in an attempt to defuse concerns they have about her potential appointment as Secretary of State. The Senators came out of the closed-door meeting more disturbed than before. What could have been discussed? Rumored topics include:

• Upcoming plotlines for American Horror Story
• Demographic trends in American swing-states
• The contents of Twinkie filling
• Gay dudes
• Grover Norquist's surprise birthday party
• Popular modern music
• My Little Pony fanfic
• The fact that people may have absorbed their own twin in the uterus, and that fetus may still be stuck inside their body somewhere. Sweet dreams!