Monday, November 26, 2012

Tuesday Morning Monologue - November 27, 2012

A Scottish study found that having more friends on Facebook led to more stress. "Scotland: Home of the Downer."

U.S. federal mediators have joined the negotiations between NHL owners and players. They're replacing the Canadian Mounties.

It turns out that musician Andrew W.K. will not be serving as a cultural ambassador to Bahrain. Apparently we just wanted to scare them.

Boeing announced that more work is needed before unveiling their new stretch 787 jet. Most notably, they haven't figured out how to put spinners on the wheels.

In British Columbia, an elderly couple fended off an attack from the most humiliated bear in history.

Chrysler is debuting a new "glam" version of their classic Town & Country minivan. Good news, the vehicle also serves as birth control.

Medical tourism is booming in Costa Rica. It's especially popular with people who said they needed another trip to Disney World like they needed a hole in the head.

And finally, shredded but still readable documents from the NYPD wound up in confetti used at the Macy's parade in New York City. "This is the second most embarrassing moment in NYPD history," said the cop arrested for planning to kidnap and eat women.

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