Sunday, November 25, 2012

Monday Morning Monologue - November 26, 2012

TNT announced Dallas will continue, despite the death of Larry Hagman, because not everything can be allowed to die with dignity.

Scientists at NASA are using the Martian rover Curiosity to track a giant storm on the red planet. They're really excited to be studying a storm not caused by climate change.

It's Cyber Monday today, which means a lot of people will typing one-handed.

Samsung announced the new Galaxy Note II has moved over five million units worldwide. Apple filed suit, saying that they patented moving five million units worldwide. Also, I think I may have done this joke before.

China landed its first jet on an aircraft carrier this weekend. It would have happened sooner, but the jet was operated by United Airlines.

Palestinian leaders said that rebuilding the Gaza Strip after Israeli bombing will be swift. In a related story, could we get New Orleans declared part of the Gaza Strip?

Oprah Winfrey is trying to woo a younger audience to her magazine, which would explain why this year's Favorite Things included "irony" and "you know, stuff." Damn kids and their music.

And finally, a camel broke free from a circus in Glendale, California, and ran wild in the streets. But it didn't get too far, thanks to the traffic.

Sorry, camel! No freedom and dignity for you!

No comments:

Post a Comment

Chime in!