Friday, December 2, 2011

Fridays with Spencer: Glue Sticks

Hey friends! Did you have a great Thanksgiving? I did. My fat pants became skinny jeans. That's how much food I ate.

In Oklahoma a lot of people are gearing up for Bedlam. One of OU's players that torched OSU last year was arrested yesterday in Georgia for stealing a woman's purse. Former receiver Cameron Kenny had to be taken to the hospital for stitches when he "fell" trying to elude the police. Which proves that with his lack of coordination, OSU's defense is really bad. It's a good thing he practiced "receiving" during his tenure at OU.

Senator John McCain took a dig at Long Island, New York on the Senate floor, saying, "Last I checked, Long Island was part – albeit sometimes regrettably – part of the United States of America." He immediately received flack for his comment. He would have been fine had he shat upon New Jersey... that place is a dump.

Country music singer Mindy McCready, was ordered to return her 5-year-old son Wednesday. Which is fine for now, but when he gets older he's going to want to live with his rich, drug abusing mother.

Dr. Conrad Murray was sentence to serve 4-years for his role in Michael Jackson's death. He is also required to report to Herman Cain about what it's like to have a 4 year term.

In Greenwich, Connecticut, three wealthy investors who were already worth millions won the $254 million power ball jackpot. They said, "This is by far the second easiest way to take money from stupid people."

President Obama will attend three fundraisers in New York City to raise money for his re-election campaign. How about holding a fundraiser to raise money for the United States? You too Republicans!

Have a great weekend friends! Hugs and kisses.

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