Monday, July 8, 2013

Monday Morning Monologue - July 8, 2013

In Miami, thieves made off with $1.1 million of vodka waiting to pass through customs. Police are searching the area for bad decisions and sloppy hookups.

Dwight Howard just left the L.A. Lakers for the Houston Rockets, proving once and for all that living in Houston is slightly less unpleasant than working with Kobe Bryant.

Artisans from Hungary are busy building an authentic Hungarian village in D.C. on the National Mall. The village will showcase traditional Hungarian folk art, architecture, and the last place in D.C. that isn't owned by an older Polish woman.

The NSA is having trouble explaining why Edward Snowden was able to access the top secret information about PRISM that he shared with the press. Good thing the government wasn't using a highly invasive spying program for their background checks.

A solar powered flight completed a cross-country tour this week, the first in history. And since it's a United Airlines flight, it was already delayed.

That's all.

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