This week, Gov. Mitt Romney came under fire for some things he said in a video secretly recorded during a fundraising dinner in Florida back in May. In the video he said that 47% of voters see themselves as victims and won't ever take responsibility for their own lives. What else is on that video?
1. Romney began his speech by saying he "in no way" wants to be President of the United States.
2. He spent a significant amount of time attempting to prove how Scientology is quantifiably weirder than Mormonism.
3. At no fewer than four moments, used the phrase "But wait! There's more!"
4. Said that should he be elected President, he looks forward to working with Congress, except for Senator Tom Carper (D-DE). He knows why.
5. Promised to outlaw clowns.
6. Retroactively blamed the host's dog for an audible fart.
7. Reminded the audience several times that he does not believe a word he says.
8. Admitted he doesn't really care for the Olympic games.
There. You just saved yourself $50,000.
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