Wednesday Morning Monologue - September 12, 2012

Apologies in advance for this. If you are easily offended, this will probably offend you. If you have the sensibilities of a 13 year-old boy,  you will probably enjoy this immensely. Read on, MacDuff.

Ice cream purveyors Ben & Jerry's are suing a porn studio for making movies with titles based on Ben & Jerry's flavors. They claim the studio is turning their "wholesome" product into something more "holesome." Do they have a case? Let's review the evidence.

Original: Banana Split

Porn: Banana Split Your Pants

Original: Even Steven

Porn: Even Steven (Gets Some)


Original: Boston Cream Pie

Porn: Cream Pie Boston

Original: Brownie Batter

Porn: Brown Eye Batter

Original: Cherry Garcia

Porn: Cherry Garcia Bangs Groupies

Original: Chubby Hubby

Porn: Hubby's Chubby

Original: Imagine Whirled Peace

Porn: Imagine Whirled Piece of Ass

Original: Triple Caramel Chunk

Porn: Triple Caramel Chunk Threeway

You decide. Personally, I don't think they have a leg to stand on. Probably because that leg is up around their ears while... never mind.

See you tomorrow!