Good to see you! The week is almost over, have you accomplished anything? If you have, keep it to yourself, overachiever. Now let's joke about semi-serious things.
Newt Gingrich just laid off a third of his campaign staff, blaming financial trouble. Thanks, Obama. Mitt Romney recommend outsourcing the campaign to Chinese workers.
Queen Elizabeth II will be getting her own wax statue at Madame Tussauds in London. So finally we'll be able to see a lifelike version of her. Because she doesn't look real.
The FBI licensed the Unreal game engine to assist in their training program. This should prove helpful in recovering all those flags that keep getting stolen.
A new painting by the long-dead painter Rembrandt is going on display, thus cementing his place as the art world's Tupac.
The bassist for Staind donated $150,000 for the purchase of an ambulance in rural Massachusetts, selfishly denying us our God-given right to hate him. What a philanthropic jerk.
NewsCorp Australia is now involved in a new hacking scandal, proving again that Australia always gets into trends two years too late.
Alicia Silverstone is mouth-feeding her toddler, so now mommy bloggers can have their own "Two Girls One Cup." Don't Google that.
And finally, Magic Johnson just bought the LA Dodgers because he's used to beating the odds.
That's all! See you tomorrow, maybe? Till then, have a great day!
Newt Gingrich just laid off a third of his campaign staff, blaming financial trouble. Thanks, Obama. Mitt Romney recommend outsourcing the campaign to Chinese workers.
Queen Elizabeth II will be getting her own wax statue at Madame Tussauds in London. So finally we'll be able to see a lifelike version of her. Because she doesn't look real.
The FBI licensed the Unreal game engine to assist in their training program. This should prove helpful in recovering all those flags that keep getting stolen.
A new painting by the long-dead painter Rembrandt is going on display, thus cementing his place as the art world's Tupac.
The bassist for Staind donated $150,000 for the purchase of an ambulance in rural Massachusetts, selfishly denying us our God-given right to hate him. What a philanthropic jerk.
NewsCorp Australia is now involved in a new hacking scandal, proving again that Australia always gets into trends two years too late.
Alicia Silverstone is mouth-feeding her toddler, so now mommy bloggers can have their own "Two Girls One Cup." Don't Google that.
And finally, Magic Johnson just bought the LA Dodgers because he's used to beating the odds.
That's all! See you tomorrow, maybe? Till then, have a great day!
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