Friday, November 18, 2011

Fridays with Spencer: Attack of the sloth

Hello friends! So, I haven't been keeping up with this like I should. It's due in part to my lazy, forgetful nature. I hope you can forgive me. Anywho, let's get to the jokes!

Police around the country are cracking down on the Occupy movement. Arresting protesters at an astonishing pace. But remember, corporations are people... poor people are not.

CNN.com has a touching story about the fiance of a fallen Iraq soldier who is now enlisting in the military. Hollywood is already optioning the story.

Porn star Sasha Grey read to a group of 3rd graders in LA recently. People were outraged that a porn star knew how to read.

After reading to the kids Sasha said they gave her some excellent tips on new sexual positions.

Speaking of pornography: A European airline is considering adding pornography to their in-flight entertainment. Now passengers will have a use for the baggies in the seatback pockets. The blankets are still free, but you have to pay $100 dollars to get into the restroom.

A new study shows that smaller packs of cigarette's help smoker's to quit. In other news, I can now be used to help nymphomaniacs quit.

The DEA recently found a sophisticated drug smuggling tunnel between Mexico and the U.S. They then embarrassingly realized they were on the set of Weeds.

Thanks for reading. Have a great weekend and come back soon, ya hear.

1 comment:

  1. The self-deprecating dick joke. You don't see that everywhere. Nice.

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