New study finds that Broadway is powered mainly by money from tourists, which explains the enduring success of FANNYPACK: The Musical.
This is true. The House of Representatives voted through legislation to remove the word "lunatic" from all federal law. It will be replaced with "Perot."
Yikes, I am getting old.
Doctors studying hockey injuries found that giving players better training reduces the rate of injury, but not as much as changing the rules of the game to reduce contact. Of course, the best way to reduce hockey injuries is to have a labor dispute.
The Pentagon is working on a new technology to make troops invisible. It works by bringing them back from Afghanistan, denying mental healthcare and making them live on the streets. Yep, once that happens, no one will look at them again.
Speaking of troops, medical research indicates that a form of Ecstasy may help veterans with PTSD. That study was conducted by Dr. Fre3ekstar, MD DJ.
British grocery giant Tesco announced they lost $1.6billion on a failed attempt to enter the U.S. market. Their big mistake was trying to sell British food.
Rihanna is launching a competitive fashion show. She had been working on a relationship show, but... Also, the contestants do make up.
And finally, an 18th century French chateau in Bordeaux was accidentally bulldozed recently. The responsible company apologized for the mistake, saying they originally intended to burn it down.
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