The Syrian government shut off the Internet last week, so in addition to enduring a repressive government crackdown, they also had to get by with only the porn they had saved to their hard drives.
Stand up desks are becoming more popular with office workers, who have learned to sleep standing up.
The Palestinian President returned home from his recent trip to the U.N. where the nation achieved increased recognition and support from the international community. But people were super-excited once they found out he brought back a bunch of toilet paper with him.
Because they can't get stuff in Palestine.
In Russia, a massive traffic jam stretched out 125 miles. Because Russians love waiting in line, right?
Shakira's former boyfriend is suing her for $100million, claiming that he is responsible for making her an international star. Apparently he never saw her ass.
Nintendo Power magazine is ending after 24 years. But you can continue by pressing A+B+B+A on your controller.
And finally, North Korea plans missile launch for South Korean elections. This missile is a real breakthrough for North Korea, as it actually screams "HEY, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" as it enters the upper atmosphere.
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