Justin Bieber tweeted on June 19 that he will release a new movie and new music this year. Twitter is investigating him for making threatening tweets.
Instagram just added videos to their service. Users uploaded five million videos in the first 24 hours, making it the fastest surge of penises onto the Internet in recorded history.
NSA leaker Edward Snowden left Hong Kong this weekend and flew to Moscow, thanks to the aid of Wikileaks. His itinerary was supposed to be a secret, but you know how these people are.
Scientists from the UK claim to have proof that "plants do maths," which is stupid because the word is "math," singular.
Firefighters in Colorado are scrambling to save Del Norte from wildfires. Someone should set some wildfires outside Detroit.
Brazilians are taking to the streets to protest crumbling social services and public transportation. And now they can protest the traffic, too.
An early Apple I computer is going up for auction, and expected to bring in $500,000. But it still won't run any cool games.
And finally, Paula Deen is expected to lose her job with QVC, after it came out that she may have made racist jokes in the past. Also, no one is interested in buying her "Slaves' Secret" moisturizing blackface masques.
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