Friday, December 14, 2018

December 14, 2018: Guilty by (National Rifle) Association

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Let's get to the jokes! In justice news, a man who sexually assaulted a woman while on a commercial flight has been sentenced to nine ...
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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

April 26, 2017: What the fuck is happening?

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Well. A little bit has transpired since last I wrote in this blog. It's like we're living in a weird alternate universe, like the pl...
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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

October 21, 2015: Sounds like a Blown Speaker

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Hey, want to be Speaker of the House? No, you don't. Nobody does, but someone has to do it. It's like being a colorectal surgeon, ex...
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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

October 13, 2015: No Nudes is Good Nudes

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Hey, where'd you guys go? Alright, back to some jokes. Medical researchers are close to perfecting a new gene therapy that would allow...
Thursday, September 24, 2015

September 24, 2015: Let's See the Birther Certificate

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Remember that guy who jacked up the price on a 62-year-old toxoplasmosis drug from $13.50 to $750 per pill? Yeah, Donald Trump just called h...
Wednesday, September 23, 2015

September 23, 2015: There's Nutella-ing What Some People Will Do

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Sean Penn just sued Lee Daniels for implying that he is a spousal abuser , and Penn is reportedly furious. It's lucky for Daniels that h...
Tuesday, September 22, 2015

September 22, 2015: These Boots Were Made for Walker

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Tennis star James Blake met with NYC Mayor Bill DeBlasio yesterday to discuss the NYPD officer who assaulted and tackled Blake recently outs...